Monday, March 05, 2007

Republicans Unite!

Satan responded today after Britney Spears scribed 666 in her head and chanted "I am the anti-christ" at her rehab center, saying "My side must really be losing! With anti-christs like these who needs enemies!" He then went off to sulk on a brimstone.

So what does the self professed "antir-christ" have to say about GW Bush? You would think that Bush, being Gods chosen President, would probably not fair well with devil dudes. But shockingly this is what she had to say,

“Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that, you know, and be faithful in what happens.”

Words to roast in hell by, says this author. No need to read every other word in the bible and try to figure out satans plan for Earth. The anti-christ has spoken, in all her drugged up, fading glory.

Now on to other not-news:

Anne Coulter, supposedly a person of note at last weeks big Conservative Action gathering in DC, called John Edwards a "faggot" This is not news since pretty much all conservatives that I know refer to gays as faggots and blacks as the "N" word. The only difference is that the only use the "N" word behind closed doors while the "F" word they feel can be used in public as much as they want, sort of like how the conservatives of yester-year felt about the "N" word. So how would Coulter refer to Mary Cheney?

I personally love letting the right-wing-nuts speak. As a democrat I wish to take this opportunity to thank:

Anne Coulter
Rush Limbaugh
Michael Savage
Laura Ingerham
Sean Hanity

And all the other conserva-nazis out there for helping the Democratic Party get back into the seat of control. Now please don't stop now wing-nuts. We need your continued aid and support to retake the White House. I am confident with your help, as before, the liberal agenda (making life better for people) will win the day.

Thanks Righties!

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