How to talk to a conservative if you must...

You know how to tell the difference between a liberal and a conservative?

The conservative is the one who always has to appologize for their past. A liberal never has to do that. For instance if you are a conservative here is a partial list of positions your kind has held in the past:

Sorry for opposing the Continental Congress and their idea to seperate themselves from Britain

Sorry for not wanting to vote for a Constitution that contain the bill of rights

Sorry for making it a crime to critcize the President in the Alien Sedition Act.

Sorry for wanting only white men who owned 1000 acres of land to have the ability to vote.

Sorry for supporting states rights to adhere to the policy of slavery.

Sorry for being carpet baggers, stealing poor southerners land then blaming the black people for it.

Sorry for supporting the idea that a black person is only 75% equal to a white man.

Sorry for standing in the way of the creation of the National Parks system.

Sorry for standing in the way of anti-trust regulations

Sorry for opposing a woman's right to vote

Sorry for opposing childlabor laws

Sorry for opposing workers right to organize

Sorry for opposing the 40 hour work week

Sorry for opposing unemployment compensation

Sorry for opposing the Social Security Act

Sorry for persecuting Jews and Catholics and saying that Hitler might be a better trading partner than England.

Sorry for supporting Jim Crowe laws in the South

Sorry for trying to get rid of all the Jews in the FBI

Sorry for all that

Hey can we have your vote!?