Sounds good to me.
FOX forces the two to stay married. Puts cam's in every room and then follows them on their inevitable downward spiral into marital anarchy.
Through in a couple kids along the way to get abused and we can forget COPS or Scariest chases of the Highway patrol.
Sample show:
Kitchen: Lots of screaming
Wife: I hate you! (Dish flies across room and hits man in head causing severe blood loss)
Child: (Screaming at top of lungs) Mommmmmyyyy!
Man:(Drunk on a fifrth with Blood gushing from above eye) You fucking Cunt!
Wife:I'm a doormat to you! You come home and walk all ov er me. I'm sick of you.
Man: Get out! Take the kids and fucking leave.
Wife: (Spiting the words out while waving an empty bottle of ol #7) Me!? Your the millionaire. Why don't you go to one of those houses you own. Oh yeah there all losers! Loser! I married a...Loser!
Man: ( blood sticking in eyes. Trys to drink last drop in hisown
bottle.) I try godamnit!
Wife: I hate you! (Throughs the bottle against the wall.)
Man takes Colt .32 cal pistol and waves it around while holding his head.
Wife: (Screams and runs from the room.)
Child: (follows)
Man: (Fires the gun.) Bullet goes through the wall of house and kills the neighbors dog.
Man: Oh fuck! Ahhhh, what have I done. (Now sobbing , the tension over)
Wife: Oh baby! Baby baby! (Comes to him and consoles him in her own drunken stupor.)
Child: Daddy alright now?
Man: (sobbing) Forgive me.
Later that night. Bathroom. Sounds of vomitting going on.
Man: (Hugging throne and puking into toilet.)
Wife: (face down on floor of bathroom asleep in her own puke.) Snoaring.
Child: (Sitting on bed waiting for mommy and daddy to come to bed.)
FOX: Oh yeah baby this is gonna sell like hot cakes laced with speed!
What follows is a party political broadcast:
Vote for John McCain.
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