Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Poll Crunch becoming Poll Crushed



Approval: 34%
Disapprove: 58%
Duh: 8%

The Problem, for those of you who do not yet know the problem, is that W is simply not all that likeable. He is one of those people who you think you will like until you get to know him. Then he becomes one of those people that you would really like to avoid at the water cooler. The type who will button hole you and try to tell you all about the sexual exploits he wished he had with coworker X. And you just want to leave and pretend that people like him do not even work for the same company as you, but they do so you spend the rest of your day pissed at your lame job. Then you go home and turn the TV on and there his SOB is talking about the fact that he is "the decider" and you pick up your grandmothers antique sowing machine and hurl it through the TV set and go and get drunk. Then get pulled over for a DUI and end up with a suspended license and in the drunk tank. And as your head pounds and spins you realize that you are now behaving just like the SOB at the water cooler and the SOB in the White House.

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