What follows is a party politically broadcast on behalf of the "really pissed off Americans that are sick of the giant trud Bush" party. Look here. I don't like the sounds of all these bonsentration bamps. I am not sure what sign I may have to so on my coat. Help me out on this. The nazis had the jews use the star of David. I think we should be forced to wear those big foam stadium fan-hands. But instead of the foam hand in a prepetual index-finer extention I think the middle finger should be extended. Sing this to America the Beautiful Oh mornful rightwing radio lies Spreading waves of searing pain For purple bruises and broken bones Our nations rep is slain! Amerika Amerika Bush has greatly shit on thee And on they hood his boot has stood and crushed our liberty!
Reasons to vote for Kerry:
- All the people who really know John Kerry are voting for John Kerry.
- All the people who really know George Bush are vorting for John Kerry.
- John Kerry's old staff stand by him and defend him.
- Bush's old staff write tell-all books about him denegrating him.
- Kerry was a rich kid who could have been a playboy and decided to volenteer for service.
- Bush was a rich kid who dodged his service, made excuses as to why he couldn't show up, and lived off his dad's money.
- Terrisa H Kerry spent her youth protesting apartide in South Africa.
- Laura Bush ran a stop light and killed her ex-boyfreind (who was riding in another car?!?!?)
- Kerry willingly put his life on the line for people he did not know.
- Bush willing put the lives of people he did not know on the line.
- Bush talks about being a Christian but does not practice his beliefs.
- Kerry does not talk about being a Christian but does practice his beliefs.
- Bush has no freinds oversees, no close contacts, no buddys.
- Kerry has numerous connections to people in power in other nations.
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