Bush Presidency to end...eventually!

In a dramatic and weighty statement today President GW Bush said that he would someday not be President. Congress, already struggling to justify the continued occupation of the White House by Bush, is trying to pass competing non-binding and unitelligable resolutions designed to mislead the public as to where they stand on the issue.
In the White House, the hired help says that they want the occupation to end now. However Bush says that he intends to hold the course, and stick to the plan. In a surprise move and with a complete inability to look facts in the face, Bush decided to leave the saftey of Crawford to visit the White House himself! Saying that he was the "Presidentator" whatever that means.
The interim government of emperor Cheney and chancellor Rove has said, in back channel conversations with Bush, that he is really not wanted there telling him that "we can rule the world ourselves"
Meanwhile the sectatrian violence continues unabated between the fiscal and social conservatives.
In a related story the Iraq War is still a giant stinking pile of crap.