You know how to tell the difference between a liberal and a conservative?
The conservative is the one who always has to appologize for their past. A liberal never has to do that. For instance if you are a conservative here is a partial list of positions your kind has held in the past:
Sorry for opposing the Continental Congress and their idea to seperate themselves from Britain
Sorry for not wanting to vote for a Constitution that contain the bill of rights
Sorry for making it a crime to critcize the President in the Alien Sedition Act.
Sorry for wanting only white men who owned 1000 acres of land to have the ability to vote.
Sorry for supporting states rights to adhere to the policy of slavery.
Sorry for being carpet baggers, stealing poor southerners land then blaming the black people for it.
Sorry for supporting the idea that a black person is only 75% equal to a white man.
Sorry for standing in the way of the creation of the National Parks system.
Sorry for standing in the way of anti-trust regulations
Sorry for opposing a woman's right to vote
Sorry for opposing childlabor laws
Sorry for opposing workers right to organize
Sorry for opposing the 40 hour work week
Sorry for opposing unemployment compensation
Sorry for opposing the Social Security Act
Sorry for persecuting Jews and Catholics and saying that Hitler might be a better trading partner than England.
Sorry for supporting Jim Crowe laws in the South
Sorry for trying to get rid of all the Jews in the FBI
Sorry for all that
Hey can we have your vote!?
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